im running for student council
Look at how excited this lil pug is
Check out this preview image from the upcoming Season 18 Premiere, “Go Fund Yourself”.
All-new episodes kick off THIS WEDNESDAY @ 10p on Comedy Central!
Target ship hit by two P-270 Moskit (NATO: SS-N-22 Sunburn) anti-ship missiles during Russian Navy Pacific Fleet exercises.
via Foxtrot Alpha
Addams Family Values (1993)
Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.
If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.
"I can confirm that U.S. military and partner nation forces are undertaking military action against ISIL terrorists in Syria using a mix of fighter, bomber and Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles," said Rear Adm. John Kirby, the Pentagon press secretary. "Given that these operations are ongoing, we are not in a position to provide additional details at this time."
Don’t worry, folks: that hope and peace and freedom you’ve been promised is just one more law and one more bomb away…
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
Pros and cons of girls:
- Con: They’re cunts
- Pro: Their cunts
Why is one sexist and the other not? Blatant double standards here folks.
I’m so tired of leftist rhetoric.
It’s all unintelligible, unempircal, fascist-utopian feel-good nonsense tailored for mass consumption and immediate gratification.
Anti-capitalist authoritarian “equality in outcome” ideologies will forever be a giant, bloody, watery skid-mark on the eclectic tapestry of human history.
I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with something more in my life than this.
we travel for architecture,
and we travel to be lost.
— Ray Bradbury (via soulsscrawl)