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casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: e-n-o-n)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut  ( 2009 )

(Source: jonesbridget)

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

pyac:

human beings in a mob

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what’s a mob to a king?

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what’s a king to a god?

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what’s a god to a non-believer?

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llamaramabingbang:

dear society,

llamaramabingbang:

dear society,

houseofdawn:

NCITW.KWJZ.1.

houseofdawn:

NCITW.KWJZ.1.

preach.

(Source: browndresswithwhitedots)

mybloodyicecream:

I was obsessed with this joke when the movie came out. I told it at every door when I was Eric for Halloween

(Source: okcompoop)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix)